front porch trash

front porch trash

Thursday, October 3, 2013


Yes, I sell on ebay.

No, I don't lie to or cheat people.I try very hard to get all my listings accurate and take clear,  close up pictures that show detail.

Yes, I am human and I make mistakes. Don't you?

Yes, I admitted in my first response to your message that  I made a mistake. I didn't see the holes.

Yes, I think a 50% refund, and you keep the sheet, is a reasonable amount to refund for two small holes  on the side of the sheet made by a price tag.

No, I think a $20 refund for a $24.99 purchase is not a fair refund for two 1/8" holes.

No, you can not have my personal email because you claim you can't upload pictures on ebay.

Oh, and next time, get closer to the holes so I can actually see them. Three feet away to see two holes that are 1/8" (your measurement, not mine) in diameter is a little too far away.

And one more thing. Ironing a patch of cloth on these holes will not fix them. The patch will eventually come off in the dryer and the holes will get larger (you will blame me) and the "integrity of the fabric" (your words, not mine) will be compromised.

And finally, my SweetiePie is so glad that you finally sent the pictures, so I could send the refund, so he doesn't have to hear all about your latest opinion of my character.

Oh, have a nice day :)


  1. people are ridiculous. I really hope you did not give her a 50% refund. I always tell them they can return it for a full refund

  2. The thing is she wanted a 75% refund and keep the sheet. I offered her 50% right off the bat but she was just a b***h about it. The odd thing is that she had already left me positive feedback. I gave her 50% just to make her go away. I still made a profit so all was not lost.

  3. I have a lady returning some tupperware because she didnt think a 6 oz cup would be so tiny. Seriously did she think she was getting the 16 oz tumblers for half of what everyone else was is selling their 16 oz for?